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Test scores 'will not tell you everything': Read viral letter sent to U.K. school students
Wed Jul 16, 2014
Jesus Christ, that's one limp, coddling letter. “These tests do not always assess all of what it is that make each of you special and unique,” That just means we're too meek to tell your rich parents that you can't read or do math like the normal kids, and we don't want them in our …
Demons Inside: Teens at Risk Can Hide Mental Illness
Sun Jun 29, 2014
In reply to: Christopher Anderson #4 While I'm sure you care deeply about your significant other, the rest of us out there really aren't too keen on what he might do to us or our families when his "roller coaster" jumps the rails. It's good that he's receiving treatment and therapy, but just th …
Ex-Smokers Come Clean in New CDC Campaign
Tue Jun 24, 2014
These ads are a waste of money. They all show OLD people. If you want people to stop smoking, you have to show hot girls and guys with the same problems, but they don't exist. Most young people just smoke cigarettes to keep their lungs ready to smoke weed, anyway.
Eminem offers up Mother's Day apology with 'Headlights' video
Mon May 12, 2014
Scum that apologizes to its mother is still scum. OD and die, already...
Prototype Killer Laser Takes Out Boats a Mile Away
Wed May 7, 2014
Very impressive! Now all we need to do is politely request all our enemies to switch to rubber boats and then stand still for 5 minutes while we burn a hole in them. Uh huh. Might as well develop drones with giant magnifying glasses to hover over them and let the sun do all the work for free.
Pastor in Arkansas Town Hit by Twisters: 'We Don't Understand Why'
Mon Apr 28, 2014
Seriously, God does not make mistakes???? Did the man get struck in the head with a hammer? God had nothing to do with that tornado. It was a force of nature, explainable from a scientific viewpoint. Dammit, the only good things about tornadoes are that they mostly wipe out evangelical nin …
'The Goonies' coming back again? What we want to see this time around
Tue Apr 22, 2014
If Martha's not in it, hell, no don't do it. Unfortunately, she's newly available... :(
76% of Released Inmates Arrested Again Within 5 Years: Report
Tue Apr 22, 2014
In reply to: saynotobho #1 Well, duh. If you're scum enough to land in prison once, you're scum period. That's what the whole fckn United States thinks, no matter how politically incorrect it might be. Let's send repeat offenders to the crematorium, not back to prison.
Teen Held on 26 Counts in High School Bloodbath
Wed Apr 9, 2014
In reply to: Charlie-3825673 #1 Why do the parents of school shooters, etc always offer their "prayers". Like that's going to do one little $h!t of good...
Immigration Advocates Rally to Curb Deportations
Sat Apr 5, 2014
In reply to: Westguy #1 Deporting illegals is the same as cleaning up pollution. Do more of it.
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